Best 5 Pickup Lines
4:27 AMStef dela Cruz1. Say, “You’ve got something in your hair. Here, let me take care of it,” then pretend to do so politely.
2. “Jill, is that you? Fancy meeting you here!” Of course, you’re just pretending to have mistaken her for Jill (who absolutely does not exist.)
3. When you spot a cute girl in church, say, “Shh! You’re supposed to be quiet in here.” Then, flash your megawatt smile.
4. See a girl you want to chat up while buying groceries? Pretend to look confused while checking out items, then say, “Excuse me, I’m not used to doing this… Would you mind terribly if I asked you to help me out?” Look a little embarrassed and you’re golden.
5. Say, “Hi!” and smile warmly for two seconds. Then, look away, cool and unaffected. Let her curiosity get the better of her; soon enough, she’ll be chatting you up – or you’ll be surfing the net later to search for the next best 5 pickup lines.
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