Honestly, we are very much against violence. But if someone forced us to come up with the best 5 countries to nuke or else our balls would be chopped off, we would have no choice but to come up with this list:

1. Congo. Also known as Zaire, this nation is one of the best 5 countries to nuke. Congo has about, um, zero laws. If you want to be kidnapped and slaughtered for dinner by militia groups, book a flight to Congo now.
2. Central African Republic. This country makes it to the best 5 countries to nuke because it seems to have no respect for laws. Rebel groups abound; to say that this area is unsafe would be an understatement.
3. Iran. As one of the best 5 countries to nuke, Iran is actually being run by Islamic extremists. This country is pretty much anti-non-Muslim, so don’t make the mistake of preaching about Jesus here.
4. Eritrea. This country makes it to the best 5 countries to nuke because it has little respect for freedom of speech. More than 30 media men and journalists are being held as prisoners in this country in almost inhumane conditions.
5. North Korea. The top 1 of the best 5 countries to nuke. Look at the picture below of the North Korean soldier pointing at you. No explanations necessary.