Honestly, we are very much against violence. But if someone forced us to come up with the best 5 countries to nuke or else our balls would be chopped off, we would have no choice but to come up with this list: Congo. Also known as Zaire, this nation is one of the best 5 countries to nuke. Congo has about, um, zero laws. If you want to...

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Rip off your favorite YouTube videos. Yes, believe it or not, it can be done. Look up the best 5 pickup lines. They do tend to be useful. (Here’s a link to what we feel are the best 5 pickup lines. You’ll see.) Whine on your blog. That way, you don’t get constipated from keeping it all in. Stalk your crush on Facebook. Just about time, too; she...

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1. Gift certificates. These may sound a little impersonal, but women love to shop – and this is why gift certificates are one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women. If you don’t know what gift to give her, give her a gift certificate from her favorite store – she’ll love you for it. 2. DVDs. Most women love watching movies at home; it is then no...

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1. Oh my God, I’m so sorry! I always thought you were gay! Are you sure you’re not? 2. I’m glad you like me. I’ve always liked you, too, especially when my mom from Mars moved back to earth several days ago and – wait, there’s our spaceship, you wanna meet my parents? There’s a ringing in my ear, do you get that, too? 3. Sorry; I only...

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Here is a list of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos. These videos are funny in different ways, but there’s something for everyone. Check them out and feel free to comment on which video you think deserves to be dubbed the funniest YouTube video!   1. The Wedding Dance (with a twist). This is one of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos because it makes you...

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1. Say, “You’ve got something in your hair. Here, let me take care of it,” then pretend to do so politely. 2. “Jill, is that you? Fancy meeting you here!” Of course, you’re just pretending to have mistaken her for Jill (who absolutely does not exist.) 3. When you spot a cute girl in church, say, “Shh! You’re supposed to be quiet in here.” Then, flash your megawatt...

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Yves Saint Lauren La Nuit De L’Homme. This makes it to the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010 not only for its distinct fragrance, but also because each spritz is volume-controlled. That way, you don’t overspray and end up smelling like a pimp.     Obsession by Calvin Klein. As one of the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010, this is named Obsession for a reason....

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Say you used to be a boy – but you had the surgery to change that fact, thank God. Admit you have the hots for his father. Send him an email listing the dozens of guys you’ve done it with (and why they’re all better than him in bed). While he’s asleep, take pictures of him naked and post it all over the Internet. Casually mention that you...

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The Pirate Bay They’ve been so good at torrents that the owners have been sentenced to one year in, gasp, prison! Oh well, copyright infringement is a legal offense… IsoHunt This contains a lot of torrent indices, and you might want to try it. Just ignore the seemingly many adult ads and you’re good to go. They might be taken off the Internet due to lawsuits though, so...

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SquareSpace. This is a blogging platform for bloggers who don’t mind shelling out at least $8 a month. Yes, you pay as you blog. However, newbies will definitely love SquareSpace as the interface is quite easy. It’s almost like playing with Lego. Posterous. If you absolutely hate HTML and all that programming crap, then Posterous is the blogging platform of choice for you. All you need to do...

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1. Make a big gesture. The more outrageously silly, the better. 2. Say, “Please forgive me,” with puppydog eyes. 3. Give a warm bear hug and don’t let go for 20 seconds. Who cares if you get a restraining order? 4. What you can’t say with words, say with actions: write the words “I’m sorry” in the air using your butt! 5. Kidding aside, just say, “I’m sorry”...

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Go bowling. Taking your date bowling is one of the best 5 first date ideas. After all, when you take your date bowling, you get to chat her up in your own table – and you’re not pressured to keep the conversation going. You can act silly and show her you have a great sense of humor everytime you laugh at yourself for not hitting any pins. Visit...

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1. Acer Aspire One 532h. As one of the best 5 netbooks of 2010, this Acer model sports the N450 processor that performs like other premium processors but endures so much more. Its keyboard is also just like what you’d find in its bigger Acer laptop cousins. Of course, there’s also the more affordable price of just under $300. 2. HP Mini 5102. This HP netbook is one...

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1. Hot fudge brownie with whipped cream. This simply must be one of the best 5 comfort foods ever. The hot fudge and cold whipped cream make such a yummy contrast. 2. A giant, juicy, greasy burger. Because this is undeniably one of the best 5 comfort foods ever, you might as well choose a burger that’s as sinful as it gets! 3. A bag of your favorite...

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