Honestly, we are very much against violence. But if someone forced us to come up with the best 5 countries to nuke or else our balls would be chopped off, we would have no choice but to come up with this list:

1. Congo. Also known as Zaire, this nation is one of the best 5 countries to nuke. Congo has about, um, zero laws. If you want to be kidnapped and slaughtered for dinner by militia groups, book a flight to Congo now.
2. Central African Republic. This country makes it to the best 5 countries to nuke because it seems to have no respect for laws. Rebel groups abound; to say that this area is unsafe would be an understatement.
3. Iran. As one of the best 5 countries to nuke, Iran is actually being run by Islamic extremists. This country is pretty much anti-non-Muslim, so don’t make the mistake of preaching about Jesus here.
4. Eritrea. This country makes it to the best 5 countries to nuke because it has little respect for freedom of speech. More than 30 media men and journalists are being held as prisoners in this country in almost inhumane conditions.
5. North Korea. The top 1 of the best 5 countries to nuke. Look at the picture below of the North Korean soldier pointing at you. No explanations necessary.

1. Rip off your favorite YouTube videos. Yes, believe it or not, it can be done.
2. Look up the best 5 pickup lines. They do tend to be useful. (Here’s a link to what we feel are the best 5 pickup lines. You’ll see.)
3. Whine on your blog. That way, you don’t get constipated from keeping it all in.
4. Stalk your crush on Facebook. Just about time, too; she just posted new pictures of herself in a bikini.
5. Search for adult websites. Yup, even the girls do it.

1. Gift certificates. These may sound a little impersonal, but women love to shop – and this is why gift certificates are one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women. If you don’t know what gift to give her, give her a gift certificate from her favorite store – she’ll love you for it.

2. DVDs. Most women love watching movies at home; it is then no wonder that DVDs are one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women. Find out which movies she still hasn’t watched and surprise her with DVDs. She just might watch them while drinking a hot cup of coffee this Christmas!

3. Personalized mp3 playlist. Although this is one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women, it also is one of the gifts that need a lot of effort. However, a personalized playlist makes any woman feel much more appreciated and loved. It will probably be the most memorable gift she’ll receive this Christmas.

4. Wristwatch. Let’s face it: women love accessories. A watch is undeniably one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women because it’s something they can wear everyday. It also reminds them of you whenever they check out the time.

5. Liquor. Yep, this probably belongs at the top of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women. Try blush wine (white zinfandel) if you can’t decide between white or red wine. It’s a classy gift, something she’ll open when there’s cause for celebration. Surely one of the best 5 Christmas gifts for women!

1. Oh my God, I’m so sorry! I always thought you were gay! Are you sure you’re not?

2. I’m glad you like me. I’ve always liked you, too, especially when my mom from Mars moved back to earth several days ago and – wait, there’s our spaceship, you wanna meet my parents? There’s a ringing in my ear, do you get that, too?

3. Sorry; I only go out with superheroes who can fly.

4. You’re saying you love me, but what is love exactly? According to leading theories on relationships, men like women who remind them of their mothers. Here, sit down. This all began when Sigmund Freud started getting horny while thinking of his mother…

5. I’ve always wanted to be your girlfriend! When can we get married, is next week okay with you?

Here is a list of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos. These videos are funny in different ways, but there’s something for everyone. Check them out and feel free to comment on which video you think deserves to be dubbed the funniest YouTube video!

 

1. The Wedding Dance (with a twist). This is one of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos because it makes you want to say, “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?” Most wedding dances involve tacky waltzes and cheesy songs – but not this one.

2. The Best (Worst) Cry In History. This is undoubtedly one of the best 5 funniest YouTube videos. Have you ever heard somebody cry and feel like laughing? This is probably the worst – and therefore the best – video of anybody crying, ever!

3. Miss South Carolina. Yes, one of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos of all time. Let’s see why locating America on the map has anything to do with teaching Asians and Africans about America.

4. The Funniest Old Spice Commercial. Now, I’d be mad if this didn’t make it to the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos, because it’s just something you have to watch at least once in your life. Look at me, then look at your man, then back at me. You’ll see. ;)

5. The Funny Car Commercial. This makes it to the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos because, despite being brief, it will definitely make you laugh… after a little while. If you think this is one of the best 5 and funniest YouTube videos you’ve ever seen, share it with your friends!

1. Say, “You’ve got something in your hair. Here, let me take care of it,” then pretend to do so politely.

2. “Jill, is that you? Fancy meeting you here!” Of course, you’re just pretending to have mistaken her for Jill (who absolutely does not exist.)

3. When you spot a cute girl in church, say, “Shh! You’re supposed to be quiet in here.” Then, flash your megawatt smile.

4. See a girl you want to chat up while buying groceries? Pretend to look confused while checking out items, then say, “Excuse me, I’m not used to doing this… Would you mind terribly if I asked you to help me out?” Look a little embarrassed and you’re golden.

5. Say, “Hi!” and smile warmly for two seconds. Then, look away, cool and unaffected. Let her curiosity get the better of her; soon enough, she’ll be chatting you up – or you’ll be surfing the net later to search for the next best 5 pickup lines.

Yves Saint Lauren La Nuit De L’Homme. This makes it to the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010 not only for its distinct fragrance, but also because each spritz is volume-controlled. That way, you don’t overspray and end up smelling like a pimp.

 

 

Obsession by Calvin Klein. As one of the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010, this is named Obsession for a reason. Women love this scent on their men; it offers a fragrance that is classic without going overdrive. It also lasts all day, making it worth every penny.

 

 

Acqua Di Gio from Giorgio Armani. It is no surprise that Acqua Di Gio makes it to most rosters of the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010. It smells fresh yet sensual, a fragrance that you’ll never get tired of.

 

 

Ferrari Black for Men by Ferrari. Being one of the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010, Ferrari Black is clearly a great choice for those who want a light, cool scent. Never overpowering, it is the fragrance that women describe is “barely but definitely there.”

 

 

Vintage Black by Kenneth Cole. This is one of the best 5 perfumes for men in 2010 because it is bold and unafraid. If you want a scent that is definitely masculine, Vintage Black is it. White pepper, oak, tequila, sandalwood, and pink grapefruit – all these in one whiff. Definitely one of the best 5 perfumes for men, wouldn’t you say?

1. Say you used to be a boy – but you had the surgery to change that fact, thank God.
2. Admit you have the hots for his father.
3. Send him an email listing the dozens of guys you’ve done it with (and why they’re all better than him in bed).
4. While he’s asleep, take pictures of him naked and post it all over the Internet.
5. Casually mention that you think he has a small wiener.

1. The Pirate Bay They’ve been so good at torrents that the owners have been sentenced to one year in, gasp, prison! Oh well, copyright infringement is a legal offense…
2. IsoHunt This contains a lot of torrent indices, and you might want to try it. Just ignore the seemingly many adult ads and you’re good to go. They might be taken off the Internet due to lawsuits though, so look them up before they completely disappear!
3. Torrent Funk This keeps fake and spam torrents to a minimum as all good torrents are tagged as “verified.” Also, if you like one movie, it comes with a list of other similar films you might want to try.
4. Kick Ass Torrents This website comes with a forum, so you know which torrents are good. Comments are also allowed, giving you more chances of finding out which torrents are fake or of poor quality. They are relatively new but their number of users is increasing steadily.
5. Bit Unity This is a new and private website that claims to take good care of its registered users.

1. SquareSpace. This is a blogging platform for bloggers who don’t mind shelling out at least $8 a month. Yes, you pay as you blog. However, newbies will definitely love SquareSpace as the interface is quite easy. It’s almost like playing with Lego.
2. Posterous. If you absolutely hate HTML and all that programming crap, then Posterous is the blogging platform of choice for you. All you need to do is email your blog post to Posterous and bam, your post is live. You can post pictures, videos, and even do tagging with Posterous straight from your email.
3. Tumblr. If you’re fond of Twitter and blogging, then meet the hybrid: Tumblr. This blogging platform allows you to post the same way you do in blogging platforms but your posts are shorter. Well, they’re a little bit longer than a regular Tweet. The interface is not as sobering as a full-on blog, so a lot of people gravitate towards Tumblr.
4. WordPress. Bloggers who are loyal to the blogging platform WordPress are willing to poke your eyes out if you so much as say it sucks. Yes, it has become quite popular as it is undoubtedly a very powerful blogging platform. If you want to customize everything in your blog, WordPress is the platform of choice. It does take getting used to as the interface is not for the newbie blogger, but once you’ve learned the ropes, you’ll definitely reap the rewards.
5. Blogger. This is arguably the most user-friendly of all the blogging platforms, although many would beg to differ. It’s owned by none other than Google. You can drag & drop widgets with ease and edit the template as you see it. When it comes to blogging platforms, Blogger is great for both the newbie and the savvy blogger who wants it all.